coconut behaviour

when you're being stupid asf and you look dumb.

"omg i just texted Courtney back"
"bruv coconut behaviour"

by angelhoneyybroski November 16, 2020

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Coconut ice

A sexual practice in which a penised partner ejaculates into a receiving partner’s nostrils

We’ve tried coconut ice yesterday and I can’t get the smell of Jake’s cum out of my nose.

by Coconuticer April 1, 2021

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email cajones

The tendency of a person to angrily write things in an email that they would never say in person

Person A: I don't understand David. Yesterday he sent that scathing reply to Ryan's email, but in today's meeting he was so non-confrontational. What's the deal?
Person B: Oh, yeah... he's got email cajones.

by RyGuyNomad December 29, 2009

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Bald Coconut

When a bald man sticks his head in a woman's vagina.

DUDE, I'M TOTALLY GONNA GIVE YOUR MOM A BALD COCONUT TONIGHT!!!!!

by baldcoconutman69 April 25, 2011

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Nintendo Colon

Where an individual plays video games for an extreme long time and avoids pooping so they can continue to play without interrupting their game. Nintendo Colon results in extreme constipation.

Billy play XBOX360 so long he's been diagnosed with a case of Nintendo Colon

by crapsandviche August 8, 2012

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Swollen Colon Throat Coat

After brutally pummeling an anus to produce a feces ridden pink sock you proceed to swallow the shit laden flesh tube until your larynx is engorged with succulent turd tunnel.

Roshan's jugular was so sore after that swollen colon throat coat that Ricola and peppermint tea did nothing to soothe him after that all night pounding in the Castro.

by Polish Punisher May 7, 2018

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