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Clown Bitch

What is a "Clown Bitch"

-A bitch who wears lot of makeup. Makes herself look like a cheap ass slutty clown.

-She often want to have everyone's attention.

-Annoying
-Crazy
-A ratchet
Girl 1: Oh look! There's a clown bitch in da party.
Girl 2: Well, let's go home!
by xchyna June 30, 2016
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clownarchist

noun. A person who supports clowns in political positions.

adjective. (slang), A state of clowning in which a clownarchy gets trumped.
The clownarchist winked at a politician before applying make-up and retweeting an article about a Bitcoin entrepreneur hiding assets from Uncle Sam.

That is the most clownarchist douche bag you'll ever meet outside Trump Tower.

Back when your grandfather's penis used to work without Cialis, several clownarchists conspired to cover-up a break-in in Washington, DC.

Lunch with a clownarchist should be avoided by women and children.

There's a semi-literate clownarchist born every day.
by @RealityWinner May 7, 2018
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Clown

Whack ass people who still play fortnite in 2019 unironically and pay e girls to date them to make them seem “cool” to the couple thousand people on their meme page.
Normal person: fortnites as dead as your meme page

Clown: you’re just bad at it kid

Normal person: Okay. 🤡 headass
by 😳😳😳 May 20, 2019
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Clown

Gen Z girl- I want him to rail me
Me- “but he’s a criminal
Gen Z girl- “Ye but he’s hawt”
Me- “stfu u clown”
by Ksileftnut March 10, 2021
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Clown Male

The Definition of a Grindset, The 0% of the populace. Lesser than the Alpha yet greater than the Sigma, and the Fool always knows one day he'll take the Crown. Your Anger only fuels his presence, for he will always have the last laugh.
"Did you hear how F$#%ing Biden told the Republicans who want to block the January 6 commissions to "eat some Chocolate Chocolate chip"? What the hell?"

"I don't see any issue, our President is an Absolute Clown Male."
by The Jester of Based August 15, 2021
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clown juice

Slang for cum. Made a term by ayydubs in episode 16 of the revealing your secrets podcast.
"Yeah last night, my clown juice got everywhere."
by clown juice haver October 7, 2022
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Credit Clown

Someone (usually a dude) that goes out and buys the cheesiest truck credit can buy. He also likes to accessorize the truck with the ugliest accessories credit can buy such as: a lift kit, large rims and tires, lots of chrome accessories, tribal paint, stereo, lights, etc.
This person usually has no money and a small penis, therefore, they feel that driving one of these "trucks" vindicates their low self worth.
Fortunately, this is as temporary condition due to the fact the individual cannot keep up with the steep payments and has to return the "truck" six to twelve months later.
This person will also accessorize themselves with tribal tattoos, tribal jewelry and blonde streaks in a vain attempt to attract someone from the opposite sex.
A great place to observe these types of individuals is at Nickleback and Default concerts.
Guy 1: Hey man check out my new F-150!! I can't wait to get high on coke and take it to the Nickleback show tonight!!
Guy 2: What the hell man. you are such a Credit Clown, you still live with your fuckin mom!! grow the fuck on up!!
by docktergonzo April 16, 2008
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