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Closet Gunner

Secretly hardworking students. They don't admit they study. They want to give the impression the are some rare genius who can party until 4 AM the day of the exam and just get an A because they can "test well."
Medical schools are full of closet gunners.
by thefxxkingcoolkid May 27, 2018
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Closet introvert

Someone that isn't openly the introvert they really are. Someone that comes across as bold to people that don't know them well, and mouthy to people that knew them growing up.
The introvert seemed like a bold extrovert to people that didn't know her well growing up, that was certainly her image with them, and because she benefitted from it in many ways, she wasn't going to tell anyone that didn't know her well from growing up around her that she wasn't actually an extrovert at all, she was a closet introvert.
by The Original Agahnim September 17, 2021
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slap the closet

When an action is taken with haste or a decision made spontaneously. L
If you slap the closet for Saturday afternoon, I'm sure that'll be fine.
by Kahfeesh September 28, 2017
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Closet

In British English, a closet, apart from its more usual meaning of a cupboard or a toilet, etc. Is used to refer to someone who is a bit of a fool or an idiot.
'He's a right closet.'
'I'm a bit of a closet, aren't I?'
by trebushett November 30, 2023
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Closet? You'll Love It!

the seventeenth episode of the sixth season of the American sitcom Modern Family, and the series' 137th episode overall.
Closet? You'll Love It! received mixed reviews from the critics with some of them praising Haley and Andy's storyline
by SPrice1980 May 14, 2023
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glass-closeted

A gay/lesbian person who denies being homosexual and identifies as straight despite being obviously attracted to men.
I hate how Jason is such a glass-closeted person. I know for a fact he likes Mark.
by Pug's Sea February 18, 2025
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Closeted

A girl who goes to an all girls school and calls girls bi when she is bi herself. She refuses to admit it so takes it out on some innocent civilian.
A is closeted
by Edgardavis22 April 10, 2021
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