Vacuum cleaner

aren't you tired of your girl squirting all over your bedroom well you should use a vacuum cleaner! When she says "I'm cumming, I'm Cumming" you grap your handy vacuum cleaner and place it onto the vaginal region, she then proceeds to squirt into the safety of your vacuum cleaner!!! No pain and no stain!

Pedro's gf would not stop squirting all over his casa, he bought the handy Mandy vacuum cleaner and no pain no stain!!!

by Juicybigsausage June 14, 2016

Clean the pipe

1. To clean a pipe in a stroking motion, in a way in which it looks like masturbating.

2. To be jerked off

Hey Brad, Sally's talent is to clean the pipe. I found out last night. That's sick bro!

by Connor123 October 20, 2014

Clamando

A female who is not wearing underwear. The female equivalent of Freeballing.

Britney is going clamando agian. Unfortunatly for us the sun is there.

by Drew_Curtis January 1, 2009

compton clean out

while having sex.(at climax)punch yor partner as hard as you can to knock your partner out.then steel everything thats possible from there house.

man i was fucking this fat bitch last night.i punched that bitch so hard she lost some teeth.then i pulled a compton clean out.wanna buy a cheap t.v.?

by barrell 8732 September 17, 2007

Pool Cleaning

Ramming a pool cleaning aparatus into an intoxicated female's vagina until she screams out in orgasmic pain while a large group of party goers look on.

Tyler: Hey man did you hear about what Mike did to Joanna last night at the party?

Jon: Yea i heard he gave her a good pool cleaning. Good for him!

by Pobzar August 5, 2010

Toilet Cleaning Slag

1)An assertive female that is not desired by self-respecting men, whilst also having commoner attributes.
Disloyal, unrealistic and usually overweight, they enjoy pre-adult unplanned pregnancies, generally have very poor hygiene and wear cosmetics excessively. Not genuine, nor intelligent, they don't aspire to anything, their only job highlight will obviously be cleaning lavatories.

Michael: Hayes says she is such a toilet cleaning slag. How nasty can a woman actually be?
Philip: Oh, you'd be suprised. There's alot of them out there...(pointing at the women walking out of the emergency exit)

by Michael J. Rogan April 30, 2008

Barncicle Cleaner

When you are done having sex with a girl and ejaculate in her un proceed to eat her out and suck your semen out of her vagina thus cleaning her barncicle.

Dude I busted a fat load into this whore last night and then I went down and gave her a barncicle cleaner it was disgusting.

by tito chavez June 13, 2006