Childhood

Period of your life when you’re aged 4 to 12. Something precious. You only get it once. It’s the best time of your life, but you don’t realize that until it’s over. You have almost no worries or responsibilities. The world goes easy on you. Most kids want to grow up because they’re naive and think that adulthood is a good thing.

Your childhood slips away, fast. It’s not a specific moment, but rather a gradual process lasting about 3-6 months. This happens around age 13 when your voice deepens and your nuts get bigger. This is the point you start realizing that being a teenager isn’t so great after all. But by that point, of course, it’s too late. Because congratulations, your childhood is gone for good and it’s never coming back. The closest thing you’ll get to childhood is watching your own kids grow up. You’ll tell them to enjoy it while they can but they’ll ignore that advice just like you ignored it from your parents. And then the cycle goes on.

Damn I wish I could get my childhood back, it’s so precious.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 14, 2020

Child Poster

Old man pretending to be a girl

They think they can trick us but we all k ow they’re a child poster

by 2ndPlayerBoi June 21, 2021

a child called it

when a child is abused or beaten badly by their father or mother. Or the child has sexuality issues regarding if they are gay or straight.

Joshua was beaten by his father, he was a child called it.

Joshua was discovered giving fellatio to a man in woods and under the bridge, he was a child called it.

by joshfogartys June 28, 2010

Soulless Child of the night

A Soulless Child of the night is another name for a ginger, reffering to the fact that they cannot go out into the sun for fear of burning their pale skin, and that they have no souls.

Ginger: Whats a Soulless Child of the night?
everyone who isnt a ginger: you are idiot.

by Endeavourpride November 6, 2011

Paper Child

1. A form a paper craft in which cartoon characters are drawn and cut out in such a way that when photographed with proper arrangement, they appear to be interacting with or subject to the environment around them. They often are but need not be children characters or even human.

This is a more modern, more specific application of "breaking the 4th wall."

also

2. A term for a piece of artwork in this style.

or

3. A character within the piece.

1. Takashi is my favorite paper child artist.

2. Did you see that paper child that got posted yesterday?

3. I saw this one picture of two paper children fighting, but the artists was pulling them apart.

by wakkadoodooo December 4, 2012

early childhood educator

An educator educated in pedagogy, and child development and play based learning, who also facilitates the development of children. They can work in early years centres, childcares, schools and more. ECES care for and educate children as young as infancy to school age. They can also be known as ECES. They are extremely important and we are not babysitters!

Emma and Jim are early childhood educators. They graduated the diploma at their college and work in the preschool room at the childcare.

by TeamEdwardJace November 21, 2013

drip child

When an man and woman have anal sex to avoid procreating. When ejaculation has occurred the man exits his family jewels thinking his little soldiers could do no harm in the anal cavity. However, a "drip" of semen exits the anal cavity and enters the vagina. As a result the woman becomes pregnant with an unwanted child who will later be bullied for his constant smell of poop and his ugly sneakers.

"I don't want none of your truffle butter you drip child!"

by Schizzlekicks July 12, 2015