Carl's Milkshake

While your kid is sleeping, sneak into his room with your wife and start to bone down. If you can finish and yell "CARL" before he wakes up, you win.

We snuck into his room, started pounding it out, and I was like "CARRRRRL!" Then he woke up. It was awkward. And now I'm on a government list. But I got a Carl's Milkshake!

by Danosue June 6, 2020

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cool ass nigga who gets bitches

famous with the ladies, he's definetly a carl

by _.stendo May 30, 2022

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a carl I a super cool, nice, pretty, nice again, clever and pretty again

ohhhhh its carl
soooooooooooo damn pretty

by carl bir September 1, 2017

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A devastating jiu jitsu submission, whereby the attacker secures a strong hammer lock from the back. The submission, though, is hidden from view; thus the audience believes they have submitted to a half-assed rear naked choke.

Did you see Jeremy nail that technically perfect Hot Carl in his match last weekend? It was steamy!

by AmbitiousArugula January 10, 2019

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john's partner

John "Why are you here?" Carl "And how did you find this?" John "Hey! That was my line!" Carl "No, that was my line!"

John "No, MINE!" Carl "NO, MINE! John "GIMME THAT SCRIPT!" Carl "NO!" cartoon fight sound effects

John "Wait.. "Iwritedefinitions.webp" wrote that script for you and me, and we don't know who is supposed to say, "How did you get here?" So it's his fault!" Carl} " Yeah, you're right, let's get him!" John & Carl "GET OVER HERE!"

Iwritedefinitions.webp "uhoh."

by iwritedefinitions.webp July 18, 2022

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