Hard Carl

A member of the Hard ₵arls, the most elite crew of shuffle dancers. At Christmas, they're also known as the ₵hristmas ₵arls.

I saw the Hard Carls last night - them boys really know how to shuffle! Them Hard Carl boys really know how to shuffle!

by ₵arl October 16, 2021

Carl

Carl has a HUGE weiner and everyone gives him free super soaker gawk gawk.

Carl "hey, whats up?"
girl with big rack "imma give you that gawk gawk"

by Every Girl ever In illinois January 20, 2021

Carl

Carl is god. He created the universe. He created you. Why support stinky Jesus when you can stan Very Cool and Unique Carl. Elijah Daniel rose Carl from the grave. Everyone say thank you Elijah! Carl is the answer to all your problems. All you gotta do is sacrifice your first born child to Carl and then Carl will always be with you. Praise Carl.

Don’t worry Carl! My first born child is a hettie. I don’t want him anyways.

by carlstannie69 September 1, 2019

Carl

Anybody named Ramando is a big fat hairy cow

Hey Carl

by Oooooh wow October 28, 2019

Big daddy carl

A older man who loves to disco, prolly aslo a teacher and loves looking at kids

My teacher is a big daddy carl he won’t stop staring at me and the boys

by CRAFTYKAREN June 6, 2022

Carl Support

Child support paid by the mom to a worthless carlroach.

Carl: "hey bitch, where's my money?"
Mom: "I paid your carl support, as always. Do you think you could get a job?"
Carl:"yea, nigga, she paid carl support!"

by SuperWordNerd July 8, 2025

Chainsaw Carl

At the intersection of stranger-danger and creepy purp lane, Chainsaw Carl wanders the street of Chazy, NY. He wields a chainsaw in one hand and the other hand in his pants. He is allegedly an arborist, who discretely emplaces cameras on your property to spy you as you exit the shower.

"He's a sick fuck. He's crazier than Chainsaw Carl."

by SuperWordNerd July 13, 2025