At the intersection of stranger-danger and creepy purp lane, Chainsaw Carl wanders the street of Chazy, NY. He wields a chainsaw in one hand and the other hand in his pants. He is allegedly an arborist, who discretely emplaces cameras on your property to spy you as you exit the shower.
by SuperWordNerd July 13, 2025
Get the Chainsaw Carlmug. john's partner
John "Why are you here?" Carl "And how did you find this?" John "Hey! That was my line!" Carl "No, that was my line!"
John "No, MINE!" Carl "NO, MINE! John "GIMME THAT SCRIPT!" Carl "NO!" cartoon fight sound effects
John "Wait.. "Iwritedefinitions.webp" wrote that script for you and me, and we don't know who is supposed to say, "How did you get here?" So it's his fault!" Carl} " Yeah, you're right, let's get him!" John & Carl "GET OVER HERE!"
Iwritedefinitions.webp "uhoh."
John "No, MINE!" Carl "NO, MINE! John "GIMME THAT SCRIPT!" Carl "NO!" cartoon fight sound effects
John "Wait.. "Iwritedefinitions.webp" wrote that script for you and me, and we don't know who is supposed to say, "How did you get here?" So it's his fault!" Carl} " Yeah, you're right, let's get him!" John & Carl "GET OVER HERE!"
Iwritedefinitions.webp "uhoh."
by iwritedefinitions.webp July 18, 2022
Get the Carlmug. World's greatest bus driver. On day's off he enjoys spending time with his loved ones and taking provocative photos of his great Italian sausage in the sun during high noon.
People would say he's a bit of a Howard, but he really does the World a body good.
word to ya moms.
People would say he's a bit of a Howard, but he really does the World a body good.
word to ya moms.
Man, today I saw Carl driving the bus and his Italian sausage was piercing through the window. What a Howard
by HuWang July 4, 2025
Get the Carlmug. by Qc1 September 7, 2013
Get the Carl-Woodwardingmug. A Carl with a very small penis. He compensates by driving big trucks, and owning a collection of very large chainsaws.
by Profound Observations July 11, 2025
Get the Small dick Carlmug. A short wimp who doesn't get Amy Pussys at all.
He has a avtags grade but is focusing on games, but sadly he is so bad on the computer, the Xbox and the ps
He has a avtags grade but is focusing on games, but sadly he is so bad on the computer, the Xbox and the ps
by TheCrazyGaySwede December 12, 2016
Get the carl alvessonmug.