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Upper Canada College

Worst school in Canada. Boys that go to this school all have their egos stuck up their ass, no respect for women, making terrible racist, sexist jokes, rude, they're so full of themselves it is hilarious.
Girl #1: Eww did you see that guy that just walked past, disgusting... ugh my eyes
Girl #2: Ikr, he definitely goes to Upper Canada college, ewww
by dab dab January 5, 2017
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Canada's History

A sex act where a person drugs and restrains at least seventeen preteen children and repeatedly slaps their sexual organs with a paddle made from the tail of a Canadian beaver.
After sneaking into a kindergarten and doing a Canada's History, I learned things about myself I never wanted to know.
by Super Duper Trooper February 5, 2010
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Canada Face

People who have a generic face, a face that has character but is not fully developed.

How you can think oh that person looks kind of American but there is something slightly off
Tim: "Hey how'd that date go?"
Josh: "It was mad decent, but the girl had a major case of Canada face"
Time: "What?"
Josh: "kind of like pancake face.... except Canadian"
by I <3 Canada September 2, 2009
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Canada

America’s stalker. Canadians obsess over Americans and we barely remember you exist.
Eww gross – there’s heavy-breathing Canada in the bushes jerking off to a picture of the US.
by dick09 March 14, 2010
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Canada's History

Giving someone a "Canada's History", formally known as "The Beaver", is when a man sits in the Stanley Cup and pours syrup over his nuts until he is submerged. He then releases some back-bacon farts up into the syrup. Another person then inhales the fart bubbles through a moose skull and/or antlers.
Melissa is so into me I could probably give her a "Canada's History" on our first date
by Bawla01 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

When two willing Canucks, lubricate Canadian bacon or an ice hockey stick with Canadian maple syrup and enter it into each other's orifices, while speaking French and being intoxicated on Molson, and then videotape it to remember their gleeful perversion.
Last night, we got sh*t faced but I can't remember what we did until I saw the video and remembered Canada's History.
by JasonNieves February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

A depraved sexual act the likes of which could not be described by Stephen Colbert because of it's sheer depravity. It's quite depraved.
Yo, last night I got to do Canada's History to this hot bitch! It was quite depraved!
by Vitaliti February 4, 2010
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