1. This is used when saying holy crap just doesn't do the situation justice. When someone shouts "Holy crap on a stick!", the best thing to do is run quickly in the direction from which the shout came. Otherwise you might miss something totally once-in-a-lifetime-awesome.
2. A chunk of heavenly-blessed feces on a broken off tree branch. Grants wishes. Smites evil.
2. A chunk of heavenly-blessed feces on a broken off tree branch. Grants wishes. Smites evil.
1. Jimmy rushed out of the men's room and shouted "Holy crap on a stick! Have you guys seen the mural of the nativity scene done in urine and soap in there?!!"
2. That old lady's staring at my boxers. Time to smite.
2. That old lady's staring at my boxers. Time to smite.
by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004
Get the holy crap on a stickmug. Seeing as everyone sucks to much to give pessimism an idiom, the maker of the definition invented crap-tinted glasses.
by flashadams May 24, 2010
Get the Crap-tinted Glassesmug. Horrid vibration of air waves that strike the ear drum, thus sending information to the brain that is interpreted as sound and deciphered as "crap" or "shit".
Joe: How do you like that new rap song?
D : Oh you mean the one on MTV?
Joe: Yeah, that's the one!
D : Like all rap.... it sounds like crap.
D : Oh you mean the one on MTV?
Joe: Yeah, that's the one!
D : Like all rap.... it sounds like crap.
by Deejmic August 17, 2011
Get the Sounds like crapmug. by HoBo November 2, 2004
Get the holy crapmug. by Networked June 20, 2011
Get the steaming pile of crapmug. When you awake from a casual nap and notice the terrible, weird taste in your mouth. It feels chalky and taste raunchy.
by Titty McDick May 6, 2011
Get the Nap Crap Mouthmug. When on the john, taking a shit, you suddenly have the urge to masturbate. Prevalent in adolescent males.
by ipodtouchmasttterr May 20, 2009
Get the crap n' fapmug.