Broke

People who don’t own AirPods

Friend: “hey how are you”
AirPod user: “what’s that, I don’t speak broke”

by Airpod user 001 January 4, 2019

Boulevard of Broken Dreams

A song by Green Day that has been overplayed and turned into shit. The first time I heard it I thought it was all right, but now it's been played shitloads of times all over the world, and if I hear it again I'm shooting somebody. It doesn't matter who, but hopefully it'll be somebody whose death will STOP THE FUCKING SONG!

Some Gerow: I just downloaded Boulevard of Broken Dreams.

Me: What the fuck for?

Gerow: To listen to. But it doesn't work. I'm sad now.

Me: Really? This might cheer you up. *whips out a .44 magnum and unloads it into the Gerow's chest*

by JB_Finesse June 9, 2005

Broken Hearing Aid

When performing the act of coitus (fucking) the male pulls out before ejaculation, grabs his partner by the head and cums in his partner's ear canal. While the recipient is cleaning the semen out (as will be the inntial reaction) the male then punches them in the very same ear. The load of cum in the ear makes it hard to hear and the punch causes a ringing effect....hence "broken hearing aid" (I came up with it, but would never do it)

This girl I dragged home from the bar is a dirty little slut, and since I have virtually no respect for womankind or myself, I thought "hey, why not give her a 'broken hearing aid' to make her feel completely un-loved and worthless like pretty much all the other men have done in her life!"...so I did.

by p1zl3 January 3, 2007

Broken circles

Broken circles are how everyone and everything is connected in some way, and they are broken because everything that comes together, falls apart.

Broken circles fuck up your lives.

by MeliaCobain December 28, 2008

broke

Bad grammar that substitutes the word broken.

Hey come ova here and fix my mower. It's broke.

by Carter SN October 5, 2005

broken bone

when having vigorous sex the male accidently pully out unknowingly and tries to continue to have sex raming his penis into the girl(or guys) leg causing a loud snap. If such event happens GO TO THE HOSPITAL dont be a dumb shit and wait. Massive bruising of the penis will insue with surgery the penis will return to normal/

David was fuckin staci real hard when he heard a loud snap. Now David cant piss right with his broken bone.

by Turtle Boetcher March 14, 2006

piss broken glass

To be infected with gonorrhoea, so named by the pain the disease causes when urinating.

Cherie was very upset: she was not able to have a bit of giblet pie for several weeks because Tony had been pissing broken glass.

by Dunky Oggins November 23, 2003