bootied

when you lose a 1v1 against someone who is far worse than you at the game. You're significantly better than that person, you lost mainly because you're not fully immersed into the game, while the other player is steady focused.

homie 1: NO WAY HE JUST GOT ME LIKE THAT
homie 2: lool you just got bootied by him, perk up bruh

by ultimateeem April 3, 2025

Baptizing the baby

When you take a shit in a baptismal font full of holy water in a church, thus "baptizing" your turd-baby.

last night I snuck into a church but I got caught baptizing the baby. Needless to say I was escorted out.

by Youwantdrpinn February 28, 2026

Booting

South London slang for when something stinks like shit.

Your breath is booting bro, don't come near me.

by Plotttt September 10, 2025

bootifulisious

when you don't want to say someone is beautiful or something looks beautiful you will say ' bootifulisious '

your cousin shows you a picture of her and you want to be sarcastic so you say so bootifulisious

by dah.sarcastic_rat July 4, 2025

baptize some democrats

When you take a shit, trying your best to make democrats worthy of anything

Excuse me, I need to go baptize some democrats

by Rev Sharpton July 9, 2025

Waddle Boating

Much the same action as motor boating but using your neck waddle. Mainly done by old men to their young concubines for amusement. Also slighty degrading since you spittle in the face while making the boat noise.

John loved waddle boating her, he could see her face as he waddleboated her to see the look of disgust on her face

by sdfern1 May 4, 2010

jesus booting it

Going public places barefoot

Are you going to wear shoes?
No, i'm Jesus booting it.

by out4answers August 25, 2013