Dunkin' Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin while in a Dunkin' Donuts Franchise.

Friend#1: "Dude, I heard that Jim was at Dunkin Donuts the other day and had to shit. After he went in some slut followed him and gave him a blumpkin in there"!

Friend#2: "Yeah dude, I was there! He totally got a Dunkin' Blumpkin".

by Hairydingle February 03, 2011

The Splashing Blumpkins

This is just what I call The Smashing Pumpkins, I think it’s funny.

The Smashing Pumpkins? More like The Splashing Blumpkins, ammirite?

by thesplashingblumpkins June 06, 2021

puerto rican blumpkin

when 2 men ejaculate into each others urethras, then proceed to have a sumo match

me and my boy settled it with a good old puerto rican blumpkin

by Farcical April 21, 2024

Donald Blumpkin

Adjective-
Dropping a Cleveland Steamer on ones political ideology whilst receiving felatio

The Vice President just got a Donald Blumpkin from that reporter on live television!

by cmat1228 January 25, 2025

Alabama Blumpkin

A sex act in which you are on the toilet taking a shit while giving a blowjob to your cousin.

My mom walked in on me giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin, I wasn't invited to Easter that year.

by mommysmilk April 18, 2021

Cyber Blumpkin

The act of receiving cunnilingus or felatio while playing video games.

Last night I was receiving a cyber blumpkin from some noob, so I grabbed a keyboard, wrapped my arms around their back, and proceeded to play SWTOR for the next 15 minutes.

by JaemX December 13, 2012

blumpkin queen

known all over the Blumpkin queen is the master of all things blumpkin related.
you only achieve this title after successfully completing 35 blumpkin s

Yo tyrone, you see that girl over dur?

yeah dawg i do why wassup?

she’s the blumpkin queen of the hood

i herd she will give you a blumpkin for 1 twisted tea and a rubber band

by big daddy dirty dick December 30, 2020