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blood fart

When you injure your butt internally in some way, and it causes you to let out some really acrid farts with the faint smell of metal, like there's blood in them.
Ever since I fell off that stool, I've been having the worst blood farts.
by Alex Stockwell January 14, 2008
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Blood is thicker than water

Original quote: "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb"
Original meaning: Today it means basically ,"family over everything and everyone". Originally it meant the opposite "the bond you have with true friends is stronger than any family relation.
Original: I will have a stronger bond with the men and women I served with at war than I could have with any family member . The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Today: blah blah family is all we have. Ya know blood is thicker than water.
by #and August 5, 2016
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blood fetishist

Not a vampire, just likes blood for kicks and giggles. Doesn't NEED it.
She bites hard cuz she's a blood fetishist.
by everyrose October 31, 2005
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bloobie

Substitute word for inexpressible or inappropriate words or language. Similar to "whatchamacalit."
"Son of a bloobie!" "I feel bloobie." "Oops - my bloobie." "It's a bloobie situation."
by Ecofreak September 6, 2006
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Blooping

is a singular act that were one male inserts his own penis in to his rectum.
Brice was caught blooping in the restroom. Bad bad
by Weirdnastay November 24, 2019
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Blood Bowl

Blood Bowl is a little-known football-like sport practiced in the U.K. and the U.S. Blood Bowl is renowned for being very simple to play, having only three rules, and is also renowned for having the highest casualty rate of all sports, lion baiting and rugby included.
To play Blood Bowl, first find a football field, although Blood Bowl can really be played in any available space. Teams are made of 5 players, whose positions are listed below:
a 'castle' who stays in the goal and protects it, and generally wears some sort of protection, such as plate armor.
a 'horseman' who traditionally rides an animal or vehicle.
3 'forwards' who go out and get the ball.
Teams may have any number of replacement players, who are substituted whenever a player is injured or killed.
To win a Blood Bowl match, one team must score more goals on the other team (by tossing a ball into some sort of goal) than the other team scored on them by the end of two hours.
At the end of one hour of play is a 30-minute halftime break in which players are rotated in and out of play, riders wash their animals, and castles change their armor.
In addition to this, the teams rotate sides.
The final rule of Blood Bowl is that no edged weapons may be used on a player at any time. Indifferent judges may have to be called in to determine what an edged weapon is and what it isn't.
Any player who breaks a Blood Bowl rule is ejected from play, and in some more violent games, executed on the spot.
"The Missouri City Crushers and the Atlanta G's are playing a violent Blood Bowl game tonight."
by Birdmanjoe201 January 13, 2009
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california blood bath

when your fucking a girl while shes on her period. Collect any blood in a cup, proceed to throw it in her face and yell "SURFS UP!"
"i just fucked my girl, it was a california blood bath."
by whitetrashcircus April 19, 2009
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