decent bloke

That cunt who always fucks shit up.

That Luca guy is a decent bloke.

by spoontongue October 4, 2017

John booker

A guy who smokes a lotta doinks

Yo you here about that guy who got an STD at 15

Yea that’s a John booker right there

by Samsmith69 April 21, 2018

Cat Bloke

A British Man who owns many cats, the male equivalent to Cat Lady.

Hey look how many cats that guy has! He's a total Cat Bloke!

by stevoooooo November 26, 2018

Pot broke

Pot broke is when you are out of weed

I'm pot broke, I got no more weed.

by Lilberts November 29, 2018

Sorry Broke

When a peasant has the audacity to judge and criticize you for your flex you say to them “sorry broke” for taking offense and feeling less because of your flex.

You (posts a picture with money)

Them “ humble yourself ”

You “ sorry broke”

You “ posts an expensive snap (money) (cars) (clothing)

Them “ sorry rich”

You “ sorry broke”

by Omarcito January 27, 2019

hard bloke lewis

This lad is as hard as nails don’t go near him otherwise he’ll fuck you up pussyole

Bob-Oi ste

Steven-Yeah mate
Bob-I heard hard bloke Lewis is down the pub
Steven-lets get the fuck outa here then

Bob-Yeye

by Hard bloke Lewis’s mate February 24, 2019

Rejected Bloke Mode

You know dem ones when a guy goes up to a girl and he's like "OOOHH HELLO" and confesses his undying love for her, uh, and she tells him shes not interested so, you know, he rightfully lets her know that shes a fat ugly slag and he never wanted to shag her anyway. Yeah, that one.

Source: WillNE - Catfishing 1000 Men On Tinder With A Snapchat Filter - 3:34

Guy One: I was talking to this girl yesterday and I asked her out
Guy Two: Did she say no?
Guy One: Yeah, then I activated Rejected Bloke Mode

by tman540 January 31, 2020