biscuit

It is a person that is white and crusty person

My friend is a biscuit that is why she is my friend

by awsomwgjsjf1234 March 30, 2017

Fuck on a biscuit

An exclamation usually sccreamed after experiencing pain. See also, ohh fuck, holy shit, and Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

Fuck on a biscuit i just shot my left ball off!

by Raul Sampsonov July 4, 2003

biscuits and gravy

A solid deuce followed by an unexpected gusher of explosive diarrhea.

I thought I just had to drop a digger, but instead I ripped the biscuits and gravy!

by wild chewbacca November 12, 2011

Biscuit Swindler

1) A person who cheats others out of baked peices of dough

2) Tia

3) A person who performs the art of stealing lubrication from the local CVS.

"Ma, the biscuit swindler stole my rolls!"

by Ziggity Zach July 23, 2004

chucking biscuits

To chuck you're biscuits is to be violently ill (throw up)

E: How is he?
B: Oh he's chucking his biscuits all over the place!

by hippygirl September 6, 2005

old biscuit

An older lady, usually in her 40's that is sexually active, often times with younger men. That was some "old biscuit" I had last night. A vagina is shaped like a "bicuit" that is pulled apart, hence the name "old biscuit".

like a cougar, an older woman that is on the prowl. I had some old biscuit last night when i banged her

by Freeman69 December 15, 2007

Jesus Biscuit

Another name for the Christian Eucharist, the white wafer given out during Holy Communion

Ahh man those Jesus Biscuit taste like shit!

by Imaholyguy October 21, 2010