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blind begger

Two elderly blind cockney women suck and licking one penis, when without warning you remove said penis and crack their heads together causing them to beg for a ambulance whilst licking each other's boxes
Oi Dave I gave Ross' mum and aunt a blind begger last night. His nan only came in and starting licking their boxes
by Truckie April 19, 2018
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Funk Badger

Usually referring to a very large Skunk.
Dude, that funk badger almost sprayed my dog!
by Stpaul83 November 10, 2017
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dick badger

A dick badger is a tall lanky white kid named Luke. Also a pretty cool cat to be around yet still a faggot.
by Carl tha Gawd March 2, 2018
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cum badger

When a man has ejaculated inside or on top of a woman and she gets up to suck and swollow the remaining cum out of his dick with much enthusiam and zest.
“After I blew my load in her, she got up and sucked every last drop out of me, she is a real cum badger”
by BSN Chairman May 21, 2018
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Bloody Badger

When the whiskey hits you hard and you have to use popsicle sticks, and twist ties to keep erect.
Went out last night and Seth had use the bloody badger to hit up that 2..
by Great Gadberry June 12, 2018
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Asp-berger’s Syndrome

An affliction of snake-in-the-grass individuals.
Asp-berger’s Syndrome is highly dangerous to the gullible --- once you start letting sneaky con-men trick you, they will eventually turn and bite you in the a**.
by QuacksO June 22, 2018
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Phone Badgering

A person who will record or take pictures of people with intention to harass in order to make them look bad.

The recorder attempts to play the victim of whatever they are unsatisfied. They start to record others to intimidate and esculate their issue unprofessionally. So they can attempt to do harm to a person's or businesses productivity and reputation.

Most commonly you will find this on the internet as public freakouts.
I do not have to show my Walmart receipt and I am recording for my own protection.

Do not touch my phone you have physically assaulted Me by touching my property.

Hello I need a officer at **** **** ave. I have a irated customer that refuses to leave and now is trespassing on private property.

Stop phone badgering in my place of business.
by Red Android July 20, 2018
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