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base a cock

Throatin a cock down to the nut sac. Especially large cocks where it is a challenge, and you need to open your throat and let it slide deep down. To properly base a cock you need to get your lips in direct contact with the dudes scrotum, and if possible lick his scrotum with your tongue. I've done it many times.
i'll need the guy here with the biggest cock to let me demonstrate the correct way how to base a cock. It made him shoot his load deep down my throat when based his cock again.
by ralfie January 5, 2014
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baked as fuck

BAKED AS FUCK
So high you wanna go to the kitchen and tell your mom to bake you some cookies

“Hey mom I know what it looks like but I’m just, I’m just so hungry, I’m high as fuck
BAKED AS FUCK
“Dad I wanna go to the movies but I’m high af and I’m gonna need you to bake me some shit to eat”
by Fuckyoulilbiddybih March 11, 2018
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Base Jacking

Masturbation performed exclusively at the base of ones penis.
Steph was base jacking her co-workers Craig and Jason that she developed carpal tunnel and had to file for workers comp.
by Brodie Staxxx July 6, 2019
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Baked Browne

The state of being so high that you ascend munchies and become an enigma
Someone creamed all over my bathtub and shit on my pants last night, that, or i was just baked browne
by SeatyMuff April 13, 2019
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Baked Bean Day

Celebrated on May 24th, Baked Bean Day is a celebration of the greatest food known to man, baked beans. On this day, you must consume baked beans. This could be of any brand.
John: Hey, what should I have for lunch?
Carol: You should have baked beans.
John: Oh, yeah, it's Baked Bean Day. Thank you for reminding me, Carol.
Carol: No problem, John.
by Doot Snek January 13, 2021
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baked bean day

Celebrated on the 24th of May, Baked Bean Day is a day to celebrate the greatest food known to man, baked beans. On this day, you must consume baked beans. These could be produced by any baked bean brand.
John: Hey, what should I have for lunch?
Carol: I'm not sure but it should include baked beans.
John: Oh, yeah, because it's Baked Bean Day. Thanks for reminding me, Carol.
Carol: No problem, John.
by Doot Snek January 13, 2021
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baked mistake

When your high as shit and you start making mistakes in conversations or your actions such as putting the milk in the pantry and the cereal in the fridge.
Person 1: Bro I cant believe it’s already the end of December.
Person 2: Fym, its December 4th bro.
Person 1: Oh shit my bad, I meant the end of the year, just another baked mistake.
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