bartendress

a female bartender with moxie

Jessica is my favorite bartendress; she always has a lot of attitude.

by Timothy Nordvedt September 21, 2005

pork barrel

1. A portly or rotund person.
2. A person with a fat stomach.
3. A witty insult, making light of someones excess weight

hey pork barrel, when was the last time you saw your cock?

by Paddymac August 28, 2006

Barrel

In baseball, a ball that--when hit by a batter--achieves a velocity of at least 98 mph while being launched at an angle within the 26 degree and 30 degree range. The angle range necessary for Barrel classification increases by 2 to 3 degrees for every 1 additional mph, until maxing out at 116 mph and an angle range of 8 to 50 degrees. Though a ball hit at speeds above 116 mph may still be classified as a Barrel, it must still maintain a launch angle within the 8 to 50 degree range.

The purpose of the Barrel classification is to define balls hit by batters that tend to produce exceptionally favorable batting averages for the offensive player.

Buster Posey's ability to hit home runs may be in decline, but he's knocked out way more Barrels than at this point last season so I think I'll keep him on my Fantasy Baseball team.

by hucksawyer July 18, 2018

The Bartender

The act of pouring multiple drinks in your girlfriends anus, and butt fucking to make a mixed drink. Delicious

My ex enjoyed her vodka redbull after I pulled The Bartender on her

by Jshdja November 13, 2018

yusef barrett

faggot, weirdo, lame-ass fuck nigga

have you seen that bitch ass nigga today? That nigga probably named Yusef Barrett

by mekhi whiting February 12, 2020

Cunt in a fucking barrel

When you're so wasted on either nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy or alcohol, or cocaine, that you feel 'like a cunt in a fucking barrel'.

In other words, extreme claustrophobia, the mother of all bad trips. In other words, smoking too many of the Jeffrey.

John: So what did you think of the party last night?
Freddie: Dude, I still feel 'like a cunt in a fucking barrel'. Pass me the shotgun!

by Laokung October 31, 2011

sick dog barrels

Used as a substitute for "cool", "awesome", "wicked" & mostly used by violent, alcoholic head chefs.

Bro 1: "Bro! I just did a frontside 360 heelflip!"
Bro 2: "Sick dog barrels!"
Bro 1: "What?"
Bro 2: "Sick dog barrels!"
Bro 1: "Right...."
Bro 2: "Sick dog barrels!"
Bro 1: "Shut up."

by manllama November 22, 2011