giant steaming shit

A shit witch rips open your asshole that you take primarily after you have been holding it in to finish a game of Call of Duty and

My god bro I took a giant steaming shit I think I fractured my ass

by Normal British child August 30, 2020

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Steam locomotive

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That emojicon on top is a steam locomotive

by EMD F59PHI December 16, 2024

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Steam Locomotive

The Genesis of The modern world, the greatest invention of humanity

The superior form of railway traction, originally invented in the dawn of the industrial revolution.
The backbone to the modern world, the spine of society, connecting the world like a snake, with both elegance and sheer power, turning heads as they glide through the countryside, shuddering the valley in their wake.

As the steam locomotive passed, heads turned in wonder, its lovingly familiar sounds unlocking a long forgotten memory

by Ello2 August 07, 2024

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