Alyssa

A classic Bitch who is a lesbian and uses people for friends and when people ask her out she hates them form now on and she will never talk to you unless you have money.

Me: Alyssa is so nice I think I'm gonna ask her to the dance

Alyssa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO I HATE YOU GO DIE IN A HOLE

by JJ_monster November 11, 2018

Alyssa

Alyssa is the rudest bitch in the world. She really has the worst attitude around and can’t keep her ugly ass feelings to herself. She dated people for the hell of it and is a whore who is just trying to get hoes She’s a ugly rude bitch ass cunt and is a petty ass bitch. She is never a real friend but a fake bitch. Has no friends and all she wants to do is “get swooped” and become high with some damn hoodlums who just want to fuck her nasty ass. If you ever meet and Alyssa run the fuck away because she will steal your shit and become the fakest bitch you know.

Boy 1: You know Alyssa?

Boy 2: Ew that nasty whore sucking dick behind the auditorium last week

Boy 1: Yeah shes a rude bitch

by codmw34 January 2, 2019

alystipize

the process of ruining anothers drink via; salt, syrup, cake, ect.

damn, you did you just alystipize him?!

by hellafel October 17, 2008

Alyssa Ellen Burrows

Someone who is not as cool as bernie naylor and would deffinately not win in a fight.

Alyssa Ellen Burrows will be owned by bernie

by BPVN6294 September 15, 2010

alysekerr

something so ugly and anoying you want to throw up every where

i was walking down the street and seen alysekerr, and threw up a river of vomit

by a mysterious manporn May 18, 2011

Alysemin; the perfect two

Alysemin is a shipping name made of 2 names called Aly and Yasemin. Alysemin is perfect, and more than 1,000,000 people ship it. Those two girls are so cute together, they have the best friendship ever and nobody can tear them apart. Alysemin is the definition of perfection, Alysemin is the most wonderful thing on earth. Another word for Alysemin is love. Alysemin is full of love, laughter, fun, happiness, joy and everything sweet and fun.

Alysemin forever and always, bitch.

Omg I ship ALYSEMIN so hard they're my otp they have to get married now!

Alysemin; the perfect two

by Hannahsweetgurlzloooool November 4, 2013

alyssa kuchis

a swaggie mofo who dominates dick

"hey do you know alyssa kuchis?"
"oh yeah! shes so swaggie and she knows how to dominate dick!!"

by ALyssa swaggie February 1, 2014