hump

either a llama has it
or a woman does it to ur long thing

wow llamas hump cows

by jono_theweirdo March 24, 2021

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dry humping

And eggplant (aubergine) sawing a peachy without splitting it open.

Dry humping Tanner's Brobdingnagian peach may be gay, but, in the end, I'm still straight.

by cupidmaximus September 7, 2022

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A mid-week sexual encounter that, had it begun nearer to the weekend and/or with people with sufficient access to privacy, would have resulted in sexual intercourse, but instead is limited to mild groping and partially-clothed rutting which results in a lackluster orgasmic experience. Usually occurring on Wednesdays.

Poor Eric and Barb --just when they thought they had the house to themselves, they found out that the kids missed the bus to the field trip AND that the renters' watermain just busted. Guess it's gonna be another dry hump Wednesday morning for them.

by Betty Missus June 6, 2017

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hump alot

An ass plug you put in your ass.

When you want to get intimate with someone yup ask them I'd they ass plug you instead of doggy style. Hump alot

by Chris &anddd courtney March 6, 2009

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Hump Chump

What you call someone who is lacking in the proper amount of force to properly hump with all their might.

"You looked pretty strong I didn't expect you to be such a hump chump."
"The only thing worse than a one pump chump is a hump chump."
"How about we see if you're all that or if you're nothing more than a hump chump."

by IMassTerBaitDaily August 1, 2025

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Speed Humping

The word created for driving over speed humps way too fast in hopes of getting air. While there are very few cases reported of tires actually leaving the ground, it is still a thrill ride if you do it right.

Dude, Lets cut through Bellevue and do some speed humping!

by WatsonN April 27, 2013

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