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Dildo Baggins

Dildo baggins loved using his exhaust pipe after a long day of driving the UPS truck around Mordor.
by AKACHANCHIBI September 27, 2019
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sonic dildo

a dildo so powerful it creates a sonic boom in side of the woman/males body
"I got sonic dildoed so hard last night!"
by loliknow April 25, 2014
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Dildo launcher

Don’t shoot me with that dildo launcher man!
by anonymous November 26, 2022
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dildo pool

a pool with a giant dildo in it
person: omg wanna swim in ur dildo pool?
person 2: yas
by Cult of the Beyond Hater May 26, 2022
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Dildo

"HI my name is Derek and i tried killing myself""Hi Derek" im here because y wife told me that her dildo pleasured her more than me
by up you June 12, 2018
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Dildo

Something That Girls Shove uP Their Tight Little Pussy 😫😫😫🤤
Sarah is stressed out. She grabs her dildo and puts it on max. She wants to Moan loud. It turns on men 🥴🤤
by Heyislei May 20, 2019
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Kim Jong Un's Dildo

A word commonly used as a substitute for a weirdly shaped piece of bread.
Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?
by Daaaaah215 July 12, 2024
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