Windyke

A stripper who is too diseased and/or unattractive to persuade anyone too approach the stage during her performance. Commonly seen cleaning the stripper pole with a spray bottle of Windex for most or all of their allotted performing time, hence the name.

Man, the strip club was so lame last night! Nothing but windykes scrubbing the pole, all night long. I wouldn't let any of them touch my pole, they all have herpagonasyphilaids!

by Stripficianado December 20, 2013

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Windows 9

What everyone thought would come afters windows 8.1 An official press release was made by Microsoft saying that 7 ate 9, so they would be calling the new one windows 10.

Windows 9, just proving that Microsoft can't count.

by MrWonka December 23, 2015

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Windrammer

The existence of which someone should try to emulate as they copulate.

Live like a windrammer as you fuck

by Fnorkington September 29, 2012

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Ginger Window

gin·ger win·dow {jin-jer win-doh}
n.

1. Slang for the anus. The term originated from a seasonal Gingerbread House Kit sold by Trader Joe's Grocery Stores. The house has a puckered circular window above the front door that looks unmistakenly like a "butthole" or anus.

"Her pants were creeping down so far I could totally see her ginger window!"
or
"Oh baby, when I get home you better be ready 'cause I'm totally gonna poke you in the Ginger Window!"

by Tactor November 15, 2011

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