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Packing some heat

"I got with this dude last night, and let me tell you. He was packing some heat"
by Kittenlitter May 30, 2017
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Need some wood?

Definition:
Question usually posed to an ass clown at a point in a conversation or relationship where the ass clown has grossly exceeded the limits of patience and tolerance in others who were, up until that point, making every effort to engage the ass clown in a civil discussion or relationship and indicating that the ass clown now runs the risk of unleashing a wrath previously withheld. The target of such a question is being informed that they have descended into such utter stupidity that their only possible hope of salvation is the application of a hard piece of a tree to the side of their head (for starters.) The phrase is stated rather than asked to indicate that the ass clown may be in imminent physical peril. Usage of this phrase is similar to bam stick although usually in a calmer tone - such as the phrase "You asked for it."
Background:
Asked, as if joking, by President George W. Bush of Senator John Kerry during the second 2004 presidential debate at a point where Bush knew a recent reference to timber would confuse his adversaries.
You WRECKED my car AGAIN? Do you need some wood?
nigga that jacked yo shit needs some wood
BUSH: I own a timber company?
(LAUGHTER)
That's news to me.
(LAUGHTER)
Need some wood?
(LAUGHTER)
by Tina October 14, 2004
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yes have some

having some..
Trace got laid. to which you reply...Yes have some!
by Robert November 2, 2003
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chop some box

rapidly penetrating a vagina, so that its getting chopped
chopping (fucking) some box(pussy)
man i just need to chop some box right now.
by michaelbivy May 6, 2008
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Sucking some D

Sucking some mean cock, primarily used around minors for ambiguity.
I just had a five-some and I was sucking some D.
by Mat ROSS July 11, 2009
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need some tissues

Verb. To be in a situation where bodily fluids, typically but not necessarily semen, are in urgent need of cleaning up.
"He's got three stacks of Playboys in his room? Man. He's gonna need some tissues."

"Fuckin hell dude, I'm coming down with that killer cold that's been going around. I'm really gonna need some tissues."
by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003
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scheming on some strange

1. To unsuccessfully flirt with a woman.
2. To hit on some ladies, and fail.
Fifteen minutes after we got to the restaurant we noticed Steve was missing. Someone told us later that he noticed him scheming on some strange by the entrance.
by optimus2g January 4, 2013
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