dialing while intoxicated

similar to DUI, apparently. When you get high on whatever substance, usually alcohol, and "set the record straight" with exes; family; coworkers; old teachers, etc.

I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.

by Stan the Man December 12, 2004

tight white pants

referring to any fine woman who your attracted to.

Earl: hey simmioms, look at those tight white pants

simmions: yeee nice

by themaskedskeeter July 23, 2009

Silvery-White hair

Non-grey: hair that is beautiful bright neon fluorescent white.

When your red headed co-worker says "Girl you got grey hairs". You can say naw trick I got silvery-white hair.

by JENN.ORG February 23, 2010

Crest White Strip

When a guy blows his load onto a girls chest and overshoots onto her teeth.

About 5 minutes ago, Kevin lost control of his boys, cause I'm super hot, and gave me a Crest White Strip.

by lbb99 May 24, 2010

dainty white bitch

A girl, usually from a wealthy family, who doesn't exceed 5 foot 4 inches in height, who has fair skin and usually blonde hair. These girls tend to be sexual objects to men usually love having intercourse

I slept with that dainty white bitch. She was a ho

by punkatemydogg May 31, 2011

All white buff clan

A Detroit rap group known as Bandgang who wears all white Cartier glasses.

Here comes the all white buff clan hide your bitches

by Lil Bro12 December 14, 2014

Basic White Douche

A basic white douche is a male who partakes of Nike basketball shorts, Nike shin high socks, and Nike bath slippers all at the same time. He is frequently completely brainless, very muscular, and a total jerk. Other identifying factors are: basic white douche tattoos and bro tanks. He is also always Caucasian.

John: Who is that muscular guy in the tank top with "inspiration," tattooed to his forearm in cursive?
Mike: I don't know, but he is certainly a basic white douche.

by StapleStaplesStapelton February 7, 2015