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Washington and Lee University

A selective University located in Lexington, VA. At one time a shining beacon of Southern values, W&L is now turning into a liberal hotbed for cultural diversity. Rapidly losing prestige in the fraternity community for excessively overemphasizing their newfound commitment to said diversity. That being said, there is still a great greek system there. However, the influx of GDIs is surely going to implode the greek system in a very short time.
Old W&L Alum: Hey Jimmy Smith, you seem like the perfect guy for Washington and Lee University! Smart, Southern, and well mannered.

Jimmy: Nah grandpa W&L, maybe 30, 20, even 10 years ago. Unfortunately, my white skin and 30 ACT can't really compete with Abu Napatapatalon and Jose Juan Carlos Englasias who have 29's , but are for more diverse than me.
Old W&L Alum: wow, that must mean within 20 years or sooner their whole fraternity system is going to go down the shitter, replaced with an uber cool ultimate frisby intramural league.

Jimmy: great success!
by No thanks W&L August 15, 2010
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Walting

In reference to Walt Disney, when you masturbate to Disney porn of some sort, or just to a Disney movie
"Wow, I just walted to Snow White and the Seven Whores!"

"Man, walting to Peter Pan is awesome."
by Walt Disney's Head June 10, 2007
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Washington Tree Stump

Doing a girl in the butt to the point of getting some fecal matter on your donger... Then proceeding to keep it doggy style but switch to her vagina... The pounding must be so intense that the donger goes through the tissue between the butt and vagina and the tip of the donger protrudes from the butthole like a brown tree stump.
"Your aunt wanted it hard and so I gave it to her hard lol." Then why is she in the hospital dude? "Ever heard of a washington tree stump?"
by Supersexystud May 6, 2008
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washing windows

A euphemism for smoking pot. Coined upon finding a bong made out of a Windex bottle. Best part is that it is "undercover" so can be used in mixed company.
'Hey girl. Do you wanna go "wash the windows" with me?'
"Yeah. You know I love "washing windows".
by Cherrygirl October 24, 2008
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Denzel Washington

One of the greatest American actors of all time, in fact one of the greatest actors of all time period. He's starred in a variety of excellent roles, most notably as co-lead in Training Day and as lead in 'The Book of Eli' a film that should go down as one of the greatest films of the 21st Century.
"I told you if you put that hand on me again you weren't gonna get it back." (Denzel Washington)

"Yeah, you did." (Raider)
by 2.5Manual April 27, 2011
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washing machine day

The entirety of womans history month
Guy 1:dude its washing machine day

Guy 2:I didnt know it was womens history month
by Ghos7killer567 March 17, 2020
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stall waiting

The near certainty that if you don't stand right outside the only stall in the bathroom, waiting for its occupant to finish, someone will slip in ahead of you once it's vacated. This is exacerbated by the equal certainty that your date will conclude you've slipped out the back door of the restaurant if you don't return to the table immediately and explain what's happening. It's a good reason to take a cell phone to the bathroom.
So this guy is taking forever to leave the stall, two other people are lined up outside the men's room, and my date calls my cell phone to say she's sure I have commitment issues. I tell her I'm on stall waiting, and I'll be back just as soon as possible.
by bglassman April 7, 2010
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