golden ring wash

when instead of wiping your ass after you shit, you just bend your soft cock back and piss it clean
steve walks into motel room with old southern motel owner
old skinny southern guy in overalls- this is the room, only 30 bucks for the night
steve- not bad but theres no toilet paper
old skinny southern guy- not a problem
steve- so youll get more
old skinny southern guy- no need for all that city witchery, just giv er a good ol golden ring wash
steve- wtf is that? when you piss the shit off your ass?
old skinny southern guy- yep
steve- o.. thats actualy a good idea and helps protect the ozone
by rawdogkilla November 10, 2013
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Serbian Washing Machine

When you hire a Serbian prostitute and when you start fucking her start spinning her around at and extremely rapid pace in a motion like a washing machine.
Come her blyat I'mma make you a fucking Serbian washing machine.
by bathtub69 March 10, 2020
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Barberian Ball Wash

Barberian Ball Wash. A Tea bag Blow job that was done in the days of the old. So the woman wouldn't get a bladder infection.
Not much to say other than you are going to get awesome head. Barberian Ball Wash. updog
by DrFuck November 21, 2017
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Tuscan car wash

When you fill their vagina with cooked spaghetti noodles and they drag it across your face
We had some leftover spaghetti noodles last night, so we decided to have a Tuscan car wash
by MCM<3CJB March 22, 2023
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counciltucky car wash

while living in council bluffs, it is the act of a police officer searching your meth mobile and seizing your meth and other crackhead drugs
Yo dude! Deaquan just got a counciltucky car wash! Now he's in jail.
by counciltuckyresident January 11, 2019
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pressure wash the ovaries

Go out and shoot all up inside a girl, whether she's expecting it or not
Wow, that girls going to be having a gender reveal party soon... he sure did pressure wash the ovaries big time!
by The legend! June 18, 2021
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Tik-Tok Washed

Someone who based their personality and actions around Tik-Tok.
by Big Board July 29, 2021
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