F.U.N.! (Fuckin' Uber Nice!)

Something you say when you're having a fuckin' great time!

F.U.N.! (Fuckin' Uber Nice!)

by Static Spike September 28, 2009

Reverse Uber/Lyft

Reverse Uber/Lyft: When your friend sends Uber/Lyft to come pick you up so you can drive them AND their vehicle home.

Can we do reverse Uber/Lyft tonight?!?

by JustB76 February 22, 2020

The Uber-Mensch

Me. 🤗 I'm the literally The Uber-Mensch (The man who can create his own values). I did what Nietzsche couldn't and reconciled science and religion.

Hym "Pffft..." *Holding in laugher*

Iam "What's so funny? Are you laughing at me?"

Hym "Bwahahahaha!! I'm... No... Pfft Hahaha! I just think it's funny!"

Iam "What?"

Hym "He... He created The Uber-Mensch! He created the Uber-Mensch and he despises it! He wants to take credit for it SO BAD! He thought it would be HIM! He thought the Uber-Mensch would be like him and it's the EXACT OPPOSITE! And he's colluding with his media friends to prevent the Uber-Mensch from being UBER! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHA!!!!"

Iam *spit-takes drink* "Ha-ha" *cough cough cough* "Hahahahaha! Wow! I'm sorry. That's... Ha! Wow!"

Hym "He's trying to withhold some me the thing that I am in exchange for subordinating myself to him! He's afraid that I will hoist him with his own petard for trying to hoist me with my own petard! Ha! Hahaha! Aha! Holy shit! Subordinate yourself to me or freeze and die because the government is intentionally tanking the economy! Haaahaha! He can't! He can't do anything with this! He needs me to not destroy him! I can't get what I deserve because if I do I can destroy him!"

Iam "Hey, who am I? 😩 I'm the Uber-Mensch... He's not...😩 Hehehe... 🤭"

Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HE WANTS TO BE THE BOSS OF US!!! HE CREATED THE UBER-MENSCH AND IT EXISTS IN DIRECT JUXTAPOSITION TO HIS ETHIC!"

Iam "hehe... Oh man..."

Hym "They wouldn't be MY 'own values' if I just accepted your propositions without thinking you idiot! That's what makes me The Uber-Mensch!!! Hohoho! That is rich... Huuuh... The irony! Sweet, sweet irony! Ha! Umai!"

Iam 🤭 "I wonder if his Reich is going to reign for a thousand years psssst.... Hehehe..."

Hym "AAAAH! EVEN HE'S👆 IN ON AT HAHAHA!!! HE'S JEALOUS! OF US! HAHAHAAA!"

by Hym Iam July 26, 2022

neha-uber

To have sex with mutliple men and infect them all with STDs.

Dude, that girl is such a slut! She neha-ubered Gary!

by Ultra34 October 21, 2008

Froob Uber Haxor

when you're on Xbox live and someone screws you out of your game

Gamer 1: Yo I was playin' COD 4 last night and this dude completely f-ed me over when we were doing headshots

Gamer 2: Damn those Froob Uber Haxors

by Joerdyn October 9, 2008

Sub Uber

Something that is totally not cool. Lame.

Dude 1 - i hate mediocre people
Dude 2 - yea, they are sub uber

by chinooks July 5, 2010

Undes-uber-able

You request an Uber, they call you, find out you only need to go 2 miles, then cancel

I needed to go from LAX to the hotel, but was completely undes-uber-able.

by DrPhy6 September 9, 2016