Twitter

Twitter-female masturbation

Jen twittered herself when she went to bed that night.

by SimpleJoys March 25, 2010

Twitter move

A twitter move is attempting to dismantle an argument by looking into their profile on social media and found out they have.For example,pronouns in the bio,hentai,furry profile picture,anime profile picture,etc and call them out for said example when they have no valid response

"I'm gonna do what's called a twitter move

"Pronouns in bio lol"

by IShitAndPeeOnTheCarpetIHave September 22, 2019

Twitter Canceling

When someone did something bad, like make a sex tape or say a racist tweet that someone got ahold of, or found out about.

"Hey, did you hear Warner Bros. is being canceled?"
"Yeah, dude! This is just one of many forms of Twitter Canceling!"

by InsertBoringNameHere November 10, 2020

Twitter Blue

Something I brought by accident because I thought it would edit my tweets after I posted them

Twitter User 1: "What is Twitter Blue?"

Twitter User 2: "Something I regret buying."

by kingknb October 5, 2022

Twitter

An app full of paranoid, angry or attention seeking wannabe college dropouts who find racism in everything and if they encounter something satirical which takes the piss of another race or identity or wasn't even intended to mock another race or identity, they think by mincing the words of a movie character or a celebrity that they can cancel the movie by slandering the celebrity by putting far left radical conspiracy theories on their twitter page to ruin the individual's reputation and thereby labelling them as a 'racist'.

Scene from Pixar Cars (2006)

Luigi- BLACK Wall tires, they blend into the pavement, but this.... WHITE Wall TIRES! They say look at me, here I am, love me!

Twitter user: OMG Luigi is racist to black Wall tyres! Illuminati confirmed! I better slander Pixar to the point that they go bankrupt!

by UltimateDoge June 7, 2021

Mother twitter

A nicer way to say mother f****.

Your friend just posted a picture of you naked... MOTHER TWITTER!

by mfix August 16, 2011

Twitterpate

To be overly infatuated with the Social Networking tool Twitter, to the point where you want to have it's @babies

Jim spends so much time updating his tweets he's beginning to Twitterpate.

by JustinMattison January 29, 2009