Twitter

The act of smacking your penis on a woman's vaginal area... Pre, mid, or post coitally.

Dude I had to get my Twitter on, so I twittled that that chick after we did the deed!

by SuperDavey May 7, 2009

Twitterbitch

One who reveals other peoples secrets via social networking sites, such as Twitter.

girlywhirly12: (a.k.a. a twitterbitch)
Remember the whole scandal between Lexi and Evan? Well, it turns out they got together last night at Tabby, a.k.a. Evan's girlfriends, party last night. What a whore!
7:43 PM May 30th from txt

by laurelfloral June 4, 2009

twitter

When a man rubs his bushy mustache on a girl's vagina.

John twittered Sally last night.

Let me give ya a twitter.

by misterhorsehands October 2, 2009

Twitter

To play with yourself/masturbate. More often used to describe female masturabtion

I twittered her pussy and she squirted all over

by PatGoat123456 November 16, 2009

twitter gangster

A person who talks a big game/talks smack on a social networking site, but most likely never confront someone face to face. Used by Giants DE Osi Umenyora when describing Philadelphia Eagle LeSean McCoy's derisive posts labeling him a "soft."

Marco was being a twitter gangster when he ripped Jack for cockblocking at the the club, be we know that bitch would never step up in real life.

by cypherus01 June 20, 2011

Dutch Twitter

Is a person who has taken advantage of a situation using a form of drunk sexual deviance, to persue results in the distribution of non permitted pornographic material.

If you are surfing a porn sight called drunk bitches and find that your girlfriend is being fucked by "dirty sam: the oiled up bumb" then she probably has been tagged by a dutch twitter.

by dig biddy April 17, 2009

Ask Twitter

Asking serious questions or looking for solutions to large or small problems using Twitter. Not caring how many followers you have, you just want answers.

The BP oil company, instead of asking professionals or scientists, went on to Ask Twitter for a solution to the Oil Spill.

by PoundPup0034 June 8, 2010