Girl twink 

A girl of fairly tall stature who is relatively slim and has few distinguishable features. Often into indie pop bands/artists and mirrors that in her fashion style.Also almost always bisexual.

Yo, that girl over there is kinda pretty.
Bro, she's a Girl twink. There's a million other girls who look exactly like that.

Girl twink by welovecliff August 10, 2020

Stinky Twinkie

The act of pooping out a live midget.

"Dude want to see me pull a Stinky Twinkie?!"
"Hell yeah I do! It's the miracle of life!" *high five*

Stinky Twinkie by Triple N August 7, 2011

twink 

A young, cute, happy, smooth-bodied, slender, carefree, innocent-looking boy who is either gay OR bi. Twinks are NOT stupid, NOT annoying, and they don't have to be blonde either. And contrary to hetero opinion, it's VERY cool to be a twink, and people who say they disagree are probably jealous.

Damn, I wish that twink was single...

twink by So_Cali_Boi December 28, 2005

Twinkle Douche 

Someone who is lower on the high school food chain and gets picked on by the basketball team.
Heard in the movie 17 Again.

Nerd sitting alone at the table
Jock: Hey Twinkle Douche!
*Throws basketball at nerd's head.*

Twinkle Douche by ZacEffron'sGirlfriend April 14, 2009

Twink 

A term often used to describe a youthful homosexual male, who is smooth-bodied, only slightly-muscular, with little or no body hair, and has a semi-athletic build.

Often also being naïve, and cute, with nothing upstairs.

The gay equivalent of the mainstream `chick'.

That twink is so hot he gave me a bonner. i wanna lick his smooth body, and make him cum.

Twink by Khalid June 9, 2004

twinkie defense 

Blaming your own fucked up actions on unrelated external factors. Basically, a complete bullshit excuse for doing something really fucked up. Taken from a famous court case where an accused murderer blamed his actions on a sugar high he got from eating too many Twinkies.

What do you mean? You only fucked that sheep because the moonlight made you horny? Fuck! That's a twinkie defense if I ever heard one, sheepfucker!

twinkie defense by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

twindle 

More commonly referred to as marijuana.

The term twindle refers to the dried leaves and flowers of female Cannibus plants. Twindle is used to describe the fine filaments of these combined items. The word twindle can also be used to describe the feeling that you would have upon smoking said substance. The feeling of pure pleasure as you can actually feel your sperm count lower.

Ev95: "Yo, you want me to pack you some?"

Hen69: "Pack some what??"

FedNeg: "Well, some Twindle, of course."

Hen69: "Indeed. Pack that shite, neg."

twindle by The_Messiah July 15, 2009