“You gotta man up one day and learn yourself so get your ass over here Jody and start turnin wrenches”
by Jody highrolla January 2, 2019
Get the turnin wrenches mug.A sex act in which suction cup dildos are mounted on to a ceiling fan. Then fan is then turned on, and a small child (preferably an infant)'s testicles or rear end is held to the spinning dildo train until beet red. At some point, the "turkish windmillee" will defecate, at which point the "turkish windmiller" will then collect the feces, and spread them across their upper lip, appearing as though they are of turkish descent.
Person 1: My piece of shit son wouldn't crying last night, so I gave him the turkish windmill of a lifetime!
Person 2: Yo what the?! Shut up dude! What ever dude...
Person 2: Yo what the?! Shut up dude! What ever dude...
by cottage.cheese.mayo September 29, 2019
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by mapplethorpe123 May 18, 2022
Get the Turkish Rosebud mug.verb; the act of snorting, sniffing, or sucking nerds out of another person's anus, ass crack, or general rectal area
by peaches87 April 14, 2010
Get the nerd turding mug.We gonna be smoking turkies in the woods tonight. We got nightvision, police scanners, tear gas, straps, bats, knives and all that gangsta shit.
by unlicensed BigGameHunter August 30, 2010
Get the smoking turkies mug.A person committing the act of a Hyper Turkish Textile Plant first punches his female victim in the gut, straight through to her ovaries, then shits directly in the hole.
The police arrived at the scene of the sexual assault to find the victim seemingly pooping out of her belly and anus simultaneously due to the results of the Hyper Turkish Textile Plant.
Closely related to it's counterpart, the FTP: Finnish Textile Plant
Closely related to it's counterpart, the FTP: Finnish Textile Plant
by TextileWorker September 25, 2011
Get the Hyper Turkish Textile Plant mug.Refer's to a sex session where the movement begins slow, and as the man and woman begin to sweat more, they are driven to increase the tempo, power, and volume of the sex session until one of them achieves an orgasm of such force that it causes one or both parties to release a "WWOOOOOOOOOOO" type noise, and both seize up due to muscle fatigue.
I was hoping for a simple quickie.. but after things got going.. it just turned into a steam turbine and we couldn't stop ourselves! And that is why I have charlie horses in both legs.
by SavageValatina July 23, 2017
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