turd sandwich

A situation in which the alternative is only slightly worse than eating a turd sandwich.

Man, I would rather eat a turd sandwich than vote for GW b for president.

by Kenny bo August 27, 2006

Office Turd

A co-worker who sits around doing nothing all day, is of no use and stinks up the office with his/her crappy attitude.

Steve: "There Elouise goes once again avoiding any type of responsibily around this place. She has been surfing the net all day long!"

Jim: "Yeah, it was nice when that office turd was out on vacation so we didn't have to even deal with her."

by kinglimey August 19, 2008

Turd Chunk

1. A derrogatory term with refrence to Turds.
2. Something that was/is not crappy, but not good either.
3. A smaller portion of a Turd

See also Turd

1: Hey! You're a Turd Chunk!
2: That movie was such a Turd Chunk!
3: I took a dump yesterday, but it was only a little Turd Chunk.

by Rob Armsrong November 5, 2004

Turd Fairy

If you dont flush the toilet after you've pooped, the turd fairy will visit you while you sleep and leave something soft and squishy under your pillow.

Billy get your ass in here and flush that toilet, or the turd fairy'll be payin' you a visit.

by Ghostnipple December 2, 2019

turd thirty

Referring to having to take a shit

Fred: Move Steve, it's turd thirty, I gotta do work.

by ttp April 16, 2013

Turd Toter

Someone that deliberately puts off taking a dump until their stomach hurts so bad and they start dotting their drawers!

That turd toter has to take a dump, but is putting it off as long as he/she can to see if they can set a record for the worlds longest turd.

by Quaigmire September 11, 2009

Turd Urchin

A person that has a serious issue with their own cranial rectal inversion. ( head up ass) aka; Asshole, village idiot.

"That guy is such a turd urchin for cheating on his wife"

by Rouxlette February 8, 2010