Turbo Pig

A Turbo Pig is a promiscuous, confident, and oft charming male or female who displays little if any consideration for his fellow human beings in any number of pursuits which most commonly solely benefit the individual.

Turbo Pigs are generally self-aware, but outwardly display no shame for their well documented antics. He or she will openly comment on a member of the opposite sex in an inappropriate manner regardless of the company being kept at said time.

Turbo Pigs are commonly found in the fields of entertainment, accounting, and amateur and professional sports.

Mate how about Kobe and Rice at the Olympics? Turbo Pig match made in heaven.

by WayneTower September 6, 2012

Turbo Twist

Ingesting LSD (acid) and cocaine simultaneously.

"Yo dawg, did you meet molly last night?"

"Naw dawg, last night I dosed some L so hard and then railed some lines."

"Sick, I have never turbo twisted before, dawg!"

by aner bacon the elder September 25, 2012

turbo gasket

Someone who is unbelievabley rubbish at something. Their actions bring shame to those around them.

Sig Angus came into work with no clothes on, he is a turbo gasket!

by wildman, AB December 5, 2013

Turbo Mode

A mode in the Opera browser which is supposed to help the browser work better on slower internet connections. Strangely it accesses blocked websites when active so you can get on thepiratebay... if that's what you want.

Firefox: I am the most efficient web browser!
Chrome: No you're not, I am.
Firefox: Then why do you use so much memory then?
Chrome: Because I run faster than you.

Opera: Hey I can get on blocked websites!

Firefox: No you can't
Opera: Just watch

10 seconds later

Opera: See? My turbo mode allows me to access websites which are blocked.

Firefox and Chrome: SHIT! I CAN'T GET ON PIRATEBAY, STUPID ISP BLOCKING!

by Cazaam October 22, 2014

turbalicious

Man wearing a turban that was awkwardly constructed

the word that describes you being turbalicious

by dustyflo January 24, 2015

tubsittin

tubsittin: (v.) the act of escaping stress by retreating to a waterless shower pot

I've had a long day, so I'm going to get my blanket and do some tubsittin.

by tubsittin July 21, 2014

Turbo Detonation

The act of blowing up in anger, normally on the internet, when arguing with experts.

That kid totally had turbo detonation after arguing with Dan Z.

by anonymous69696 April 24, 2015