The Wild Turkey

A sexual act involving 5 men and one woman. The woman is penetrated in her pussy, asshole, and mouth while she jacks off the other two men.

I heard she likes the sausage.
Maybe we should give her the wild turkey.
Gobble Gobble

by Giant Panda Bear October 24, 2008

New Orleans Turn

A turn in a motor vehical that is excessively wide. Such a turn is often performed out of laziness and/or because the driver is holding something in his other hand. As the name implies, it is common among drivers in the greater New Orleans area.

Trey had to preform a New Orleans turn in oder to avoid spilling his high ball.

by Santosha March 5, 2009

Turkish Eye Opener

When in the process of giving oral sex to a male, a finger is forcefully jammed into the receiver's rectum without prior knowledge.

When Biggie G was blowing Johnnie B, he decided to surprise him with a Turkish Eye Opener to get him to cum quicker. Johnnie B screamed with delight after the initial shock.

by Marty D January 3, 2007

turdbruiser

someone who picks on the weak. to me a weak person is a turd. picking on them makes you a turdbruiser.

larry: dude, you can't hit that little turd!
dude: gee larry, why not?
larry: cause that'd make you a turdbruiser

by ken power January 15, 2008

surf and turd

When one uses a wireless internet connection to surf the internet while they go poop.

Check out their bathroom. They have a laptop in there so you can surf and turd.

by Joel J Strong January 7, 2009

on the turps

innebrieated, drunk, drinking. from "on the turpentine"

"me and the lads were on the turps, long story short, i shat in joeys tuba"

by xxoo May 15, 2003

Turn Down For What

To "turn up" is to get drunk and/or high, party, and forget about life for awhile. To "turn down" would be to get serious, go to work, and deal with reality.

Turn Down For What (the song) is a social commentary making the point that many people -- especially in "the hood" -- feel that even if they do "turn down" and do everything society expects of them, the deck is still so stacked against them that their lives still will not improve.

So why bother to turn down, if there's nothing to turn down for?

We shouldn't waste our lives turning up constantly. Maybe we should turn down.

Turn down for what? What's the point? I might as well just make myself feel good and enjoy living for the moment.

by Rubric77 May 27, 2019