toothpasting

the act of rubbing toothpaste on your nipples in order to get high

John: hey man wanna smoke some weed?

Tim: nah I got a better idea, have you ever tried toothpasting??

John: no dude wtf is that

Tim: it's fucknig awesome

by MightySheep August 17, 2012

South Bend Toothbrush

The South Bend toothbrush is the act of waking up in the morning after a long night of drinking alcohol and immediately smoking marijuana followed by a cigarette or five. If the timing is right, beer, bourbon and vodka may be involved in this practice. This act is derived from South Bend, Indiana.

Casey: "Dude, I got way fucked up last night. Do you want to go down in the basement and hit a few bingers?"

Brian: "For sure. The good old South Bend toothbrush?"

Casey: "Hell yeah! Do you have any smokes?"

by SlifeB December 3, 2007

toothsome

An old timey word for sexy or desirable.

Your looking very toothsome today!

by Mila Sorrow November 11, 2009

toot smack

when you smack someone in the face with a loud toot. this is the best way to make someone the toot of the town

when jimmy was tying his shoes scott walked over and toot smacked him in the face.

by GR33N-H3LL July 16, 2006

toothy

having a massive grin, usually to the extent where the teeth overshadow the rest of the face

That chick is so toothy you have to wonder who's the star of the show. Her or her teeth?

Toothy celebrities include:

by ReverseHaloEffect September 4, 2006

Mexican Toothache

When one consumes a mass amount of spicy mexican food thus paying for it the next day when one encounters severe explosive diarrhea where leftover floaty mexican food can be seen. This usually leaves behind fine toilet art.

Ex. Sara goes to Don Lorenzo's and eats the entire dish of chicken chimichanga on top of a basket of tortilla's with salsa and guacamole. About an hour later she sprints to the nearest restroom and experiences a mexican toothache.

by taniabakersbu August 2, 2009

toot and boot

a one night stand. to have sex and them kick them out.

John: Did you take that girl home with you last night?
Dave: Yeah I wanted to toot and boot her but she stayed until the morning.

by sexnstufflikethat November 25, 2013