confused with a toilet

shat on or peed upon, shit on one/something, treat with total abandonment of respect, 'stink' upon one, break-down, malfunction

my boss got me confused with a toilet

my tv confused me with a toilet last night

john's wife confused him with a toilet

by michael foolsley August 11, 2010

Skibidi Toilet

A giant ass man's head inside of a dirty ass toilet having a seizure while saying over and over "SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP DOP DOP YES YES YES YES SKIBIDI DOP DOP DEEP DEEP SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP DOP DOP"-

"I needed to take a massive shit so I decided to use the skibidi toilet. After I was done, more than half of my ass was gone."

by D3d_Fl0w3r November 6, 2023

Toilet Paper

A tool sent by God in order for us inferior human beings to wipe our asses.

"Yo, did you get enough toilet paper for these weeks. It's getting very expensive because of the Corona Virus"

"Nah, you can wipe my ass with your tongue"

by ToiletPaperUser March 27, 2020

the angry toilet

when you've been holding it in for way too long. then you go to some shitty place, like a mcdonalds, and rush to the toilet. once on the toilet you squeeze really hard causing a shotgun effect of shit in the toilet.

dude i just did the angry toilet in there, theres shit everywhere.

by bnbbnbbnb April 17, 2009

toilet zombie

a toilet who is alive and eats people who sit down on them.

anna was eaten by a toilet zombie

by swimmerfish March 27, 2009

Toilet Flush

In poker, it is when you end-up with nothing.....but 5 red cards, but you do not have 5 of the same suit. Instead, you have something like 3 diamonds and 2 hearts...or some other aweful combo. No pairs, a shit hand. This hand will actually beat to a full toilet. See full toilet definition.

"i went all-in with a full toilet and got beat by a toilet flush"

by Ace Binkley August 24, 2005

rape toilet

an ill maintained,dimly lit restroom facility

"Holy shit! I thought I walked into a rape toilet!"

by Susan B.Hercules March 28, 2009