f titties

You really don't want to know about F Titties

"How was the hookup last night?"

"Bro, she had some F Titties"

*throws up*

by F Titties R Us December 23, 2017

Ghost Titties

When a girl has unexpected fat ole titties.

I unhooked her bra, and her boobs smacked me in the face, I then realized she got ghost titties

by Finsterblaster May 3, 2019

National grab titties day

Go to a girl and grab those titties...
Rules: no grabbing after 12pm, and only boobs
Date: 4/16 April, 16

National grab titties day

by Gooseyswag April 12, 2019

unexpected titties

When something that unexpected and awesome happen.

"I reached in my pocket and found twenty bucks"
"Nice man, unexpected titties"

by kilomack March 22, 2011

titie slackers

Womens breast that sag in an unattrative manner.

"Dude, those titie slackers in that porno were in need of medical attention."

by Dallas Over Nine Thousand November 4, 2009

titieus

The man behind the beast. Titieus has a severe rage problem. Called, the rage of titieus. Beware for monsterquest to be hunting the Titmeister, for he is a danger to society.

Dude did you see Titieus flip yesterday?" other friend, "yeah he was going insane, showing off his rage perfectly.

by The big fick May 18, 2011

titless teller

A cash despensing machine located at a gas station, bank, or grocery store.

Hey dude, meet me at the scumbys store. I'll get ya' the forty bucks I owe ya' from the titless teller.

That bank has a bunch of earth pigs working there so I just go to the titless teller to get my cabbage.

by Maurice-Festus McGuinty December 31, 2011