Definitions by kilomack

unexpected titties 

When something that unexpected and awesome happen.

"I reached in my pocket and found twenty bucks"
"Nice man, unexpected titties"

unexpected titties by kilomack March 22, 2011

Landis 

When a guy rubs off a girl without getting anything in return

"We were getting down and I rubbed her off and didn't even get a lousy hand job back (Landau)"
"Dude, you gave a Landis!"

Landis by Kilomack December 15, 2008