Tiptoe Bacon

A large woman wearing highheels. Mostly seen in danceclubs, parties, or weddings.

Dude 1. "Man! check out all the cattle on the dancefloor!"

Dude 2. "Holy shit! Your right! Theres a lot of tiptoe bacon out there"

Jeff- "Hey Chris! Check out that tiptoe bacon trying to balance herself in those shoes! "She looks like a tightrope walker"

Chris-"Holy shit, look out! ! Shes heading to the dancefloor!"

by Robistro September 5, 2012

timothee chalamet

timothee is the best actor i have ever seen. i'm very serious about that. he is so so so talented aside from acting he can do A TON of other things like rap;), dance, play the piano, speak 97% french, also can speak a little bit of italian, he can juggle, he can sing, he can be the SEXIEST MAN ALIVE, he can make jokes, he knows statistics lol, and so much more i could name off. okay next his personality is one of a kind and i truly mean that. he is the sweetest person i have ever seen. he is so pure and has such a kind heart. he really cares about his fans and you can really tell that he is such a sweet and genuine person🥺, he is so so so intelligent and you can tell by the way he talks, he is so funny, so awkward and shy but that is what i love about him. he is just such a sweetheart and the cutest ever. i literally can not find one flaw about this man. and i don't see why someone could not like him. also all of his movies are super duper good. he is amazing in all of the mom but in beautiful boy i just feel like he was spectacular in that movie and just made it feel as if it was happening in real life. and omg cmbyn has such an amazing story line. okay that's all i'm gonna day for now but he is the best person i've ever laid my eyes on and i hope i and all his fans get to meet him some day. he is a legend.

timothee chalamet is an AMAZING actor and very cute and he's such a sweetheart. what's not to like about him?

by llanniichalamett May 15, 2020

Estimated Time of Carrival

The estimated time for one person to get from point A to B in a car.

Yeah, my estimated time of carrival is three minutes.

"Alright Matt said he'll pick us up in ten minutes."
"Matt? Are you serious? He has terrible ETC."

by Blaze Poland September 28, 2009

Southern Tide

Preppy southern brand worn mostly south of the Mason-Dixon line commonly worn by frat bros, and southern college prep school goers.

"Sweet southern tides bro"

by Carlyle Johnson March 4, 2012

Tingus Pingus

Michael Rappaports creation of Kristaps Porzingus. He is one of the tallest NBA players and is a great person to know in the bedroom. Big forehead, Big meat

“What the fuck did they do, who the fuck is this, Who the fuck is Tingus Pingus, I’ve never heard of a fucking Lativiva, you stupid mother fuckers you!”

by Tingus February 2, 2019

Orange Tic-Tacs

The most addictive food ever created.

Jimmy's vomit is orange because he had so many orange tic-tacs.

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

Straight tiktok

Straight tiktok is mostly hypehouse, dances, and povs. It is very boring and If you are on straight tiktok you a probably boring. (You can be straight and not be on straight tiktok.)

Person 1: "Mom, dad, lets get one thing straight, I murdered the family dog."
Person 2: "What's that from."
Person 1: you're on straight tiktok.

by historonay May 26, 2020