Uncle Luke

1. CapnDik
2. Lucas
3. The guy staring you down from the back of the snack isle.
3. Simply, the sexiest man alive.

"Damn, B! Who is that tubby bitch staring at me from behind the Fritos?" "Don't you know, ho? Thats the smoothest pimp, Uncle Luke!!!"

by The Capn, himself April 13, 2004

uncle craggle

Noun. That strange drunk man at the party that insists you call him Uncle, and sit on his knee, when you are in no way related. Items always seem to go missing after Uncle Craggle has visited.

Come talk to your Uncle Craggle. All right!

by Phish April 8, 2005

Uncle Fester

The great old one. He who must not be summoned. The ancient. The unholy. Defined by mass alone, this great one will consume any and all within it's path. Fueled by pure alcohol and driven only to feed.

"Here comes Uncle Fester, hide the snacks."

by RubartPaulson February 19, 2008

Uncle Tom

Someone considered a member of the family who works. Originally considered an endearment and term of respect, it was twisted into a derogatory term in the American civil war in order to create mass unemployment, since the employed were put down and disparaged as "uncle Tom". It worked, as well as the endearment "mammy". Both terms originally used to denote caring and respect were, after the war, denigrating, as well as having a job. Mammies went from respected members of family to unemployed as did "uncle" Tom.

That uncle Tom works for that white man. He should quit and his pride in unemployment can feed his family.

by Urbanlovespread November 4, 2018

Uncle Nutso

An adult who acts crazy, often a boss. Someone who needs medication to act normal.
A person with a "god" like complex.

Uncle Nutso did it again! Yeah, he is crazier than a shithouse rat!

Uncle Nutso sure is paranoid!

by Walking on Eggshells August 14, 2008

Uncle Tom

Originaly used to describe a black man or woman who acted white or was subserveant to whites. but expanded to include any one who sells them selves out or pretends to be something they are not.

"that girl wants you to think shes the best and baddest, but shes just a bitchy uncle tom"

by john April 29, 2003

uncle kunkle

A term used when describing or identifying a child molester

"See that pervert? Totally an Uncle Kunkle."

by J46464646 May 5, 2006