1. Lucas
2. Uncle Luke
3. The smoothest pimp you'll ever meet.
"OH MY GOD!!! CapnDik just touched me, I'll never shower again. This way, his magical touch will be preserved on my unworthy skin"
1. CapnDik
2. Lucas
3. The guy staring you down from the back of the snack isle.
3. Simply, the sexiest man alive.
"Damn, B! Who is that tubby bitch staring at me from behind the Fritos?" "Don't you know, ho? Thats the smoothest pimp, Uncle Luke!!!"
