Homie-Hoe-stasis

The state of perfect balance between spending time with one's friends & spending time with one's significant other.

"Man, I wanna spend time with my girlfriend, but I also don't wanna neglect my homies. What do?"

"I don't know man, I guess you've just gotta balance to reach Homie-Hoe-stasis."

by Fuet July 27, 2017

National slime your homie day

February 26th: national slime your homie day

A day to slime (shoot) your homies

Yo bro it’s national slime your homie day. *pulls out gun*

by BandannaDee338 February 26, 2025

Smack the homies ass day

Smack the homies ass day: Smak the homies ass day is a day on november 29th where it is legal and socially acceptable to smack your freinds ass angrily at any time.

Person 1: Hey
Person 2: *SMACKS ASS ANGRILY*
Person 1: Happy smack the homies ass day

by bungerwithmayoandcheese February 16, 2024

homie present day

buy ur homie a present on 4/3 if your rlly homies with him

did you buy your homie a present ? It’s homie present day !

by jiagg April 3, 2023

the homies

People you can have actual sex with, with no repercussions. If a person rejects they are excluded off of the homies' group, executed and are no longer considered a "homie".

I had a "great time" with the homies. I felt ecstatic when my penis got groped.
Don't mess with the homies.

by AnonymousTheAver September 8, 2023

Lick a Homies ass August

during the month of august, a homie can lick another homies ass.

" hey didn't you hear about the month? "
" no why? "
" can i lick ur ass? "
" oh its lick a homies ass august "

by airwixk November 9, 2023

homie

The white version of n*gga

Whats up homie who is of the african American race

oh hey white friend, thank you for not using a word that is slang for friend but can only be used by black people because it resembles a racial slur

your welcome

by dead_babies_ pog January 26, 2021