Sad Fap

when you masturbate and your dick is small so you cry about it afterwards

another day, another Sad Fap...

by lawquizox September 28, 2020

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No Fap February

Can't fap to boys and girls (Why would you even fap to guy lmfao) You cant fap to hentai either.
Survive this challenges boys. Goodluck. You'll need it.

Dude I just had the greatest fap bro.
Oh my goodness, you just failed No Fap February

by anonymous October 6, 2020

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Thunder Fap

The act of fapping very loud and quickly, much like thunder.

Is that a storm, or is my roommate just thunder fapping?

by pimpassnigga September 11, 2012

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Map it and Fap it

1. the act of google-mapping the address of your crush's house (Mapping it) and proceeding to beat off outside her window. (Fapping it)

2. The shy guy's alternative to Mark it and Park it

EX:
poor johnny was just too shy to try and pick up lisa at the bar so he decided to map it and fap it to her.

by SavoryDavory December 18, 2012

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Fap Attack

The sudden urge to masturbate...

While the Pastor gave his sermon Krys experienced a sudden fap attack.

by ShankMasterKrys August 20, 2013

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novotel fap

The action of grouping together in a Novotel and having a fap amongst mates

Friend 1: Wanna have a Novotel fap tonight?
Friend 2: yeah the manly Novotel is the best for the Novotel fap, so many areas and places to produce in

Friend 3: I love a Novotel fap

by Fap Monster !! November 22, 2021

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