October 5

Date a person who's name starts with P

Girl: Hey Peter we have to date
Peter: what why?
Girl: it's October 5 silly

by UrMomsMommyMilkers September 19, 2021

May 5

Confess your feelings to your crush day 🤞🏿❤

Confessing your feelings on may 5

by May 5 May 4, 2022

Rule #5

No fat chicks.

Brad: who’s that fat chick that just walked in??
Chad: rule #5 is in effect, get her out

by Miket325 June 28, 2021

November 5

November 5 is international hamhams day.

Look, her gf sent him a booty pic on November 5 - hamhams day.

by sendmeabootypic November 5, 2022

36/5

Like its 24/7 but much better

I want my clothes 36/5 breathable

by Tuttsy November 19, 2020

November 5

on November 5 you need to hang out with your bf/gf for the rest of the day

November 5 just do it!!!!

by lover1133 October 18, 2021

October 5

The day Roosevelt absolutely demolishes Washington with the power of Gatorade

John:it’s October 5th bro
Ben:you mean Washington is about to get destroyed?

by Cheesyballsack October 5, 2021