The seaford beast is the center of a popular urban legend in Yorktown Va. Seaford, a large suburban area in York county which is mostly low lying marshland with neighborhoods in between is reportedly where the beast lives. It has been described as the size of a large dog but with many features that cannot be attributed to any domestic animal. It hunts small animals and children but has rarely been known to prowl neighborhoods in the open. A strictly nocturnal creature it is always seen at night either in or near woods. The real identity of the beast is most likely a large feral dog or bobcat, but a positive identification has yet to be made.
Josh- hey man, you wouldnt believe what happened last night!
jim- what?
Josh- me and frank were walking through some woods in seaford last night and got chased by the SEAFORD BEAST!
jim- Holy Crap, your lucky to be alive, next time you do that kinda thing, i would bring a 12 gauge or something, and even that is no sure protection against THE BEAST.
jim- what?
Josh- me and frank were walking through some woods in seaford last night and got chased by the SEAFORD BEAST!
jim- Holy Crap, your lucky to be alive, next time you do that kinda thing, i would bring a 12 gauge or something, and even that is no sure protection against THE BEAST.
by the seaford beast hunter June 25, 2008
Get the the seaford beastmug. A biker who squids, always does wheelies, gets mad at everyone on the road when they don’t see them speeding, breaks mirrors, runs from cops, flips people off, rev bombs and generally is very idiotic on a motorcycle. Usually seen on a crotch rocket or supermoto and in large groups where everyone is breaking the law.
*Turns in front of motorcycle 5 blocks away*
*Biker speeds up and punches mirror off then does a wheelie while flipping off the car*
Car driver: WOW that asshole broke my mirror.
Car passenger: Fucking bike beast.
*Biker speeds up and punches mirror off then does a wheelie while flipping off the car*
Car driver: WOW that asshole broke my mirror.
Car passenger: Fucking bike beast.
by AnonyDavis January 17, 2020
Get the bike beastmug. When a man cums in a girl's ass and keeps going until it turns to a cream and he puts it in her mouth
by K Cannibal October 27, 2020
Get the Buttercream beastmug. I've been growing out my leg hair since the beginning of swimming season, and I have a couple of southern beasts!
by GabGab June 27, 2008
Get the southern beastmug. sodium polyacylate in the rather convenient form of a dinosaur.. or other creature
when placed in water grows in size as it is a polar substance
when placed in water grows in size as it is a polar substance
For science class we strived to create the largest gro beast by experimenting with different substances to put the lil fellas in.
Get the Gro Beastmug. (ADJ.) A girl that has vulgar dialect and horrible behavior. One that likes to take her aggressions out on all around her in a rude fashion.
by Norbcat November 10, 2009
Get the Hood Beastmug. by Tom Bomb Carrol May 22, 2010
Get the That's so beast!mug.