Chocolate teapot

UK: Insult used in the military when a recruit is either accident prone, clumsy, just plain slow or a combination of these.

Variations include:
Chocolate kettle
Chocolate fireguard.

PRIVATE you have left your safety catch of AGAIN...YOU ARE A SLOB, you are about as much use as a fekin' CHOCOLATE TEAPOT!, etc, etc....

by Blue Cawdrey November 22, 2004

Teapot

A reference to a female chosen for a Leadership position in a Professional Services firm who has “Petered Out”(Peter Principled Out), is a droll presenter, a credit taker, a “Parrettor,” and revels in voice mail minutes that run 90 seconds or more.

Has Solutions in her background. Destined to be “Manojed” or “Clinchyed.”

The Regional Managing Director for the North East is a Teapot.

by Victorrio Ferrera March 20, 2004

Beer Tampons

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

by G-Union May 19, 2003

TAMPON

a big fuck of cotton that big girl's stick inside thier waffly vagina's that make them bitch, complain about any heat at all if they are not drunk or stoned, slut, fuck and just not even think.

Don't blame your obese girlfriend, blame her bleached tampon.

This girl used so many fucking tampons that she has dulled and is yelling "bitch" to younger girls on the boardwalk.

Tampons are not for italians, but maybe the biggest mutts of america..

by cammypuss September 26, 2010

Tampoon

Tampoon is a word I made up ages ago. It's used to describe a tampon used by very large women; resembles a cotton harpoon. Vampires use them to make tea

I can't believe she uses a tampoon

by babyswanlets July 21, 2011

temp

Cock sucking fagget found on SHO.

1. temp threw a bitch fit when I said he couldn't have my cawk.

2. That twat waffle temp ain't nothin' but a bitch, nigga.

by teh pwn October 24, 2003

Fellatio Teapot Yo

Mad chill hommie. Can't touch this homegirl in any aspect of ghetto. Ausome.

Fellatio Teapot Yo is just to ghetto for this town.

by E-monay July 15, 2004