Ass tear

When someone embarrasses them self in front of a large crowd while intoxicated

“Yeah, jumping off the roof through that table was a major ass tear”

by Ass Tearer November 15, 2017

tear apart my truck in the toilet

Rough gay anal sex with a muscular guy on the receiving end.

I hate being sick, it really throws off my plans to tear apart my truck in the toilet.

by JP knows best October 22, 2020

Ghost Tears

The act of masturbating two men until both ejaculate into your open eyes.

Bruce forgot his costume so we gave him ghost tears.

by Nikki_Blunt August 22, 2021

Tears From a Sky Clown

1. Verb: To achieve ridiculous goals through ridiculous means.

2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.

My boss wants me to wash my teeth without a brush for the next week, but still wants me to be clean! It's like milking tears from a sky clown over here.

by jimmies be rustled April 8, 2020

Hurricane-force tears

(noun): what you tell someone when someone else is struggling to the point of crying large amounts.

you-Oh man i have a 5 page essay to right by 2moro
friend- oh man thats gonna be a struggle, nothing but hurricane-force tears.

by sdousafhuias March 14, 2010

Ass tear

When your having anal sex, and they go too deep, so it rips your asshole out.

"OH NO, I THINK YOUR GONNA ASS TEAR, OOOOOOHJPOHOHOHOHJOHKJHDoikOGH'

by HEnny Ther slawg March 20, 2019

chocolate tears

When you're sad and you think of something you love to feel better.

John: I was crying about my math grade until I thought about the pizza I'm getting for lunch.
Richard: Aww man, those are chocolate tears!

by itssojuvia October 7, 2021