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tearful blumpkin

a crying bitch sucking your knob whilst dropping a deuce
whenever monique gets plastered, she invites stephen into the bath for a tearful blumpkin
by mstrkrfter March 4, 2011
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Silver Tears

Cum that is on end of the weeps from the penis
Jim was had silver tears of happiness last night
by kitten97979797979 August 19, 2011
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Dorito Tear

When your penis is so large that it tears a women's vagina/mouth/anus open like a bag of doritos.
What happened to Dominic's mom?

She invited me over for some cookies and i ended up giving her Dorito tear.
by Americanjap June 18, 2011
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Orphan Tears

These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before.
I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor
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tear

Shayla - “Girl why Tre asked to spin the block again? I told him boy tear!”
Money - “Tearrrr”
by mymydae March 20, 2023
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Dancing With Tears In My Eyes

Dancing with tears in my eyes
Weeping for the memory of a life gone by
Dancing with tears in my eyes
Living out a memory of a love that died
It's five and I'm driving home again
It's hard to believe that it's my last time
The man on the wireless cries again
It's over, it's over
Dancing with tears in my eyes
Weeping for the memory of a life gone by
Dancing with tears in my eyes
Living out a memory of a love that died
It's late and I'm with my love alone
We drink to forget the coming storm
We love to the sound of our favourite song
Over and over
Dancing with tears in my eyes
Living out a memory of a love that died
It's time and we're in each other's arms
It's time but I don't think we really care
Dancing with tears in my eyes
Weeping for the memory of a life gone by
Dancing with tears in my eyes
Weeping for the memory of a life gone by
Dancing with tears in my eyes
by Death Menace February 7, 2023
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Guts Stan tears

A glass of Cum also known asthe hawk meat rider’s mead”
“I’m drinking Guts Stan Tears”

“Bro that’s weird as fuck, but I respect your choice and I just hope you won’t start debates on the internet about how a fictional character who did everything wrong, somehow did everything right.”
by Sunjoy Enjoyer5 February 9, 2023
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