A Jake Spray Tan is when you shit the bed during your sleep bad enough to permanently stain not only your entire back but the entirety of the bed you were sleeping in.
I booked a hotel after a night out with the boys and I woke up the next morning to a Jake Spray Tan on my bed
by Informativity January 26, 2021
Get the Jake Spray Tanmug. by MandibleHand November 10, 2016
Get the Dat tan Duongmug. The tallest sigma male known to man kind, he was homemade in the bedroom. He is the most nicest, sexiest, handsome, rizz, sigma, skibidi, bomboclat, bestest, beautiful, wonderful, person u will ever meet in your living you heard.
by coolkid1228 March 14, 2025
Get the AYDEN TAN YEN DEANmug. A mascot created to represent a website, similar to how restaurants have mascots. Site-Tans often embody the theme, purpose, or personality of the website they represent, making them a memorable part of the website. (Example: Rule34, e621, etc.)
I masturbated to the Site-Tan
by Kinn December 26, 2024
Get the Site-Tanmug. what you always put into a graphing calculator when you're bored. gives kinda underwhelming results.
i dont know what these "sin" "cos" and "tan" buttons do but they seem like cool math stuff so lemme put sin(cos(tan(x))) into my calculator
by < ^ > v March 30, 2023
Get the sin(cos(tan(x)))mug. A kind-hearted man who goes out of his way to make the surrounding people feel light-hearted and happy. However he feels, whether it be a terrible or a good mood, he tries his utmost best to be the best of himself any day at any time. Throughout the toughest of times, he carries on persisting through it. He has been through a fuck-ton and has been put to the ground myriads of times but in spite of that, he gets right back up and somehow manages to nudge things his way. Man’s invulnerable.
by p1ckf0rD November 23, 2021
Get the Sean Tanmug. Man, my left forearm is sunburned but the rest of me is pale. Turnpike tan from driving to Missouri.
by parkca01 October 3, 2012
Get the turnpike tanmug.